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10 Worst Job Interview Questions

We've all had them. Some random question meant to throw you off, elicit a strange response, or otherwise shed some light on your psyche. Business Pundit put together a list of the 10 worst job interview questions. Personally I like the "If you were a character on Lost, who would you be?"

And if you're scheduling an interview with me, I'll tell you right now I'd be Locke. Now go figure what that means about how I'll work in your office environment! And if you want to know what animal I'd be, well, I'd be a raccoon. Why? They are cute, seem cuddly from a distance, but are highly-intelligent and creative in finding ways to get their food.

The Ten Worst Job Interview Questions Ever

An Open Letter to Public Flossers

Dear Bathroom Flosser-

While I certainly support your right to practice compulsive oral hygiene, may I suggest that you do so in private? I'm not sure how often you must floss your teeth, but it seems every time I go into the bathroom, there you are. You stand in front of the mirror with your Polyester pants up to your nipples, your synthetic blend KMART dress shirt, and admire your $5 SuperCuts haircut.

When you look like a cheap used car salesman, your teeth should be the last of your concerns. Why don't you try a gym membership? Then you wouldn't have to belt your pants across the top of your stomach creating the world's largest FUPA.Yes, that would do more for you than a lifetime of six-times-a-day flossing.

Everyone who enters the bathroom is subjected to seeing you with both fists up your mouth working that little piece of string around. And even if I'm not watching, I still have to hear the popping sound as you fling dental particulates all over the bathroom. Half the time I'm tempted to cover my head for fear of flying bits of broccoli.

So is it too much to ask that you do the flossing in private? Book a conference room for 10 minutes. Do it in your car. I don't care. Just stop doing it in the restroom in front of the rest of us.

Thanks.

Friday Geek Humor

I love the "binary solo" about 3 minutes in...

Flight Of The Conchords: New Zealand's 4th most popular folk band! Yet another reason I love Kiwi humor! You can see "Flight of the Conchords" Sunday nights on HBO.

Thanks John

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Bronze Statues

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown.

He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.

He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it".

The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat.

As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.

He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him.

He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.

The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story".

The guys says, "no, I was wondering if you have any bronze lawyers?"

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Stupid Geek Humor

This is one of those jokes that is only funny if you are a total computer geek, so if you don't get it, be thankful.

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